The Best Kids Quotes From Last Week (May 7, 2020)

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May 7, 2020 3:00 PM EDT

Kids R The Best Screenwriters is back with more hilarious real quotes by real kids Created by the talented Assaf and Sarit Katz, who originally shared quotes from their own children on Facebook which turned into a wonderful page filled with honesty and hilarity.

And since you all liked the first list so much (for those who missed out before, you can find it here), we decided to treat you with even more quotes -- right here, right now!

If you're not following Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook, you're missing out on the fun! If you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 


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    Text - Night Quote Elon (5.5) is playing on the jungle gym and a girl who speaks russian approaches him. The girl speaks and Elons nods his head a couple times. The girl's mom asks Elon: You speak Russian too? Elon: No. But with girls it's very important to agree and not ask questions. QUOTE IN REAL 7038 =Kids R the best screenwriters LIFE!
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    Text - Alternative Logic Mom caught Amanda (3) spanking her brother's bottom when he was touching something he wasn't supposed to. Mom: Amanda, we don't spank in this house! Amanda (3): Fine! Let's take him outside. BY =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL 7038 QUOTES
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    Text - BY ART GALLERY SECTION B Tori (5.5) learned in kindergarten about recycling and tried explaining it to Mom: "Mom, you know what recycling is? Like say there is an empty box, so you don't throw it to the trash, you make artwork out of it, and then you throw the artwork to the trash!" Kids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! REAL cuOTες
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    Text - Night Quote Ori(2.5) during her bath sighs and tells herself: “Today I was so so amazing." BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL, QUOTES
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    Text - HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Carmel (6) vacuums and says she vacuumed an ant. Mom: Oh poor ant. Don't you think that's not so good for her? Carmel: No Mom I vacuumed 5 more ants before, so she will meet them all and they will all be there together! BY REAL =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES
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    Text - BY Bestseller : DICTATORSHIP: FOR PRESCHOOLERS Mom: Roni, Would you like me to pick the book or do you want to pick? Roni: You pick. Pick 'Snow White'. Evening. Roni (4.5) is asking for a bedtime story. =Kids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL
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    Text - COME HERE OFTEN? Noa (5) asks Mom very seriously: "Mom, how did we meet Grandma?" BY =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - IS IT JUST Mɛ OR IS IT HOT IN HERE? Dad is changing the lightbulb in the kitchen. Omar (3.5): Dad, why are you changing? Dad: The lightbulb burnt out. Omar: What, Mom cooked it too? BY =Kids R the best screenwriters { REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL
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    Text - Funny Situations Mom, frazzled:I don't want to hear one more mom, mommy, mother, ma or manma out of you for at least 5 minutes! Nicole (4): Ok...Ann. BY =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - Night Quote Mom returns from grocery shopping with a jam packed cart. Abigael (6): "Mom, you messed up, you bought a bunch of the same things." BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL, QUOTES
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    Text - YES! MAYBE PROMISE! OH, SORRY... The teacher asks the class: What is a promise? Scarlet (8): A promise is when you want to do something, but you know there's not enough time, so you promise. EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL
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    Text - Milk Mom and Matan (5.5) see 3 fire trucks one after the other. Mom: There must be a big fire. Matan: Or maybe 3 cats got stuck on a tree. REAL =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES
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    Text - NOT FRIDGE WHAT GAVE ME AWAY? Dad:I have a great idea - We will put post-its with names of the items around the house, and like that you will learn how to read. On the fridge we will put a post-it with the word 'fridge', and on the table we'll put... Thelma (5): No! That's a bad idea! What if thieves break in and want to steal our food?! They will know where the fridge is! BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL 7038 QUOTES
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    Text - BY Mom Zuckerberg Living Room. Mom working from her computer, Carmel (8) approaches. Mom: Don't bother me now! I'm trying to work! Carmel, Looking at the screen: Mom do you work at Facebook? EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - BY MommY, WHERE DO BATS COME FROM? The boys jump around and bump into each other. Byron (6): Let's try to not bump our butts against each other, because, you know... coronavirus. Paul (5): But we don't have coronavirus. It doesn't come from butts. It comes from bats. EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL euOΤεS
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    Mammal - Ali (5): Mom, you want to hear something sad that happened to Ella? Mom: What happened to her? Ali: Her old dog died and now God has a dog. EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL
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    Text - 114? Guy (4) Trying to take his shirt off, gets confused and stuck with his hands above his head: "This shirt doesn't understand me." BY =Kids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL
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    Text - HOME MOBILE RU HOME? LOL! Ethan (5.5) Asked for a cellphone, and was told he was too young. {two days later} The phone rings from the living room and Mom asks Ethan to bring it to her. Ethan: There are a few phones here! Mom: Bring the house phone. Ethan: The house has a phone and I don't??? BY R =Kids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES
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    Text - HEART Mom: With what do we see? Chagai (3): With our eyes. Mom: And with what do we listen? Chagai, thinks a little: With our hearts! REAL QUOTES EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS!
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    Text - Night Quote Mom: Zohar, What do want to be when you grow up? Zohar(5): I want to put nail polish and grow goats. you BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - Night Quote Idan (6) goes out to the garden and sees his Dad raking leaves. Idan: Dad looks like you're working hard, you for sure need help. Dad: Wow, you're such a great kid! Want to help me? Idan: No, I just said that you for sure need help! Idan walks away to jump on the trampoline. BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - YOAU DAD MOM Yoav (4.5) Whispers to dad: Dad, I have a secret to tell you. I love you... (Dad Melting) Mom: Yoav, maybe you have a secret to tell me too? Yoav, whispering: Mom, I love him. EKids R the best screenwriters QUOTES REAL KIDS! REAL
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    Text - 6'2 5'9 Dvir (5) meets Omer (24, 6'3) 5'4 for the first time. Dvir stands still 5'O and looks up to Omer. Mom: Dvir, say hello to Omer. + 4'8 Dvir looks at her confused: Will he hear me? +4'3 +4'0 E Kids R the best screenwriters
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    Text - Nate (5) slightly bangs his leg and starts crying. Aunt: How can I help you? You want ice? Nate: No. Aunt: Do you want a bandaid? A Cast? An ambulance? Nate: No. Aunt: So what do you want? Nate (in tears): A Dog. REAL EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES
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    Text - SHORT PERSPECTIVES Nitay (3.5) points to his Adam's apple: Dad, do you know what this is? It's a battery that's how you can speak. Mom sings a song. Ori (3.5), with anger: Mom, not like that. Mom: Why? Ori: Because you're out of the lines. Omer (4.5) hands mom the crispy part of the cake: Mom, I don't like the cake's bones. =Kids R the best screenwriters 00
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    Text - WANTEDI SOmething to love * No matter breed, religion, or color of fur. "Mom, can we get a dog, or a cat, or at least a baby?" Gal (5) I REAL QUOTES EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS!
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    Text - Night Quote Mom: Don't you want to play with your friends? I always have fun with my friends. Izabelle (5): You don't have any friends. BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL. QUOTES
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    Text - NOTICE! elevator out of order Amanda (3.5) looking at a map of the world: "We live on Earth, that I know. I just don't know which floor..." I REAL =Kids R the best screenwriters 9 KIDS! QUOTES
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    Text - Night Quote "Girls are smarter than boys, because boys don't get what girls say." Roni (4.5) BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL. QUOTES
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